The Stanley Cup: The most important non-religious artifact in the world.
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
Ian Somerhalder new pics for Penshoppe
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
did u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS

